Ladies & Gentleman
Inspired by a regular feature in All Out Cricket magazine, every Friday we give you the opportunity to look inside the mind of a Maldon CC member via our 20 Questions. This week it's a stalwart of theLadies team....
Ladies & Gentleman...................... Kerry Turner
1 Describe yourself in one word.
Practical
2 What word or phrase do you most overuse?
Hence
3 What is your idea of happiness?
Walking in the countryside.
4 What is your biggest pet hate?
Incompetence
5 Which living person do you most admire and why?
I admire and have total respect for anyone who has been diagnosed with a serious illness who takes the positive attitude and never complains!
6 What would be your fancy dress costume of choice?
Gee the hardest question by far!...depends on the theme but I would never hire one as that takes all the fun out of it! …..
7 If you were an animal, what would you be?
Giraffe – always wanted a longer neck (and one that works properly!)
8 What is the most beautiful thing you have ever seen?
Ray Digweed pouring a pint! (??))
9 Which 3 people would you invite to your dream dinner party? Would love to have my family who have passed away at my 'dream party '…..Nana, Grandad and Dad so I can ask them all the things I never did!
10 Whose windows would you most like to smash?
Anyone that chucks littler out of their car window!
11 Who would you like to play you in a film of your life?
My best friend! Although our lives are very different she knows me inside out!
12 What song would you have playing when walking out to bat?
I will survive
13 If you could be one other cricketer for a day, who would you be? Any lady who has ever hit a six! I have only seen it happen a very few times in our league and I would love to have that feeling!
14 What is the first record you bought?
Ha ha as if I can remember..!!..well that's my excuse....! (oh alright it was Limahl -Never ending story...and yes' I do still have it ..!...I only bought it for his picture on the front ….. he was sooooooooooo good looking!)
15 Who is your favourite comedian?
Michael Randall! (please don't tell him that!)
16 What one piece of advice would you give to an U9 colt?
Eat vegetables!! (not sure they would listen !)
17 What is your favourite cricket tea item?
Jacket potato and chilli – so gratefully to Gt Waltham for providing this each year! By far the best tea and much appreciated on a cold Friday evening!
18 Who is the biggest moaner you have ever played cricket with?
All the youngsters (well they are not so young now!) that complain when they don't get cheap crappy chicken nuggets for tea!
19 Where would you most like to watch a test match?
South Africa... Went to Cape Town but didn't get to see a test match . It was 15 years ago and would love to go back .
20 What is your greatest ever performance on a cricket pitch? Popping the champers at 'just the right moment for the camera' after winning the T20 League in 2013!
Next Week ..........Mark Foster
