Ladies & Gentleman
Inspired by a regular feature in All Out Cricket magazine, every Friday we give you the opportunity to look inside the mind of a Maldon CC member via our 20 Questions. This week it's the Cabbage Patch Kid himself..
Ladies & Gentleman....................Mark Foster
1 Describe yourself in one word.
Ambitious.
2 What word or phrase do you most overuse?
Love that!
3 What is your idea of happiness?
Doing something you love with the people you love.
4 What is your biggest pet hate?
Spelling mistkaes.
5 Which living person do you most admire and why?
My father - Achieves great things on 4 hours sleep!
6 What would be your fancy dress costume of choice?
Always seems to be something minimalistic and unquestionably sexy!
7 If you were an animal, what would you be?
A magpie - I like clarity (black and white) and I'm rarely a fan of my own company. Worst answer ever?
8 What is the most beautiful thing you have ever seen?
Spurs win the 2016/2017 Premier League Season....
9 Which 3 people would you invite to your dream dinner party?
Eddie Jones, Dan Abrahams (sport psychologist), Joe Navarro (body language expert) - Every day's a school day.
10 Whose windows would you most like to smash?
Mel Giedroyc (Great British Bake Off presenter) - someone has told her she's funny. She's not.
11 Who would you like to play you in a film of your life?
Denzel Washington.
12 What song would you have playing when walking out to bat?
Led Zeppelin "Whole Lotta Love" Guitar Intro.
13 If you could be one other cricketer for a day, who would you be?
Chris Gayle - King of clearing the front leg and nurdling the ball over the rope. (Post-game after party could be pretty decent too!!)
14 What is the first record you bought?
Now That's What I Call Music! 44 (Released in November 1999).
15 Who is your favourite comedian?
Kevin Bridges or Micky Flanagan.
16 What one piece of advice would you give to an U9 colt?
Have fun trying to play as much as possible!
17 What is your favourite cricket tea item?
Cuppa.
18 Who is the biggest moaner you have ever played cricket with?
Lee Monk hands down. Will literally moan at anything. Loves to throw his wicket keeper gloves for effect.
19 Where would you most like to watch a test match?
From the England team's balcony at Lords.
20 What is your greatest ever performance on a cricket pitch?
Hungover ton in cricket week - 100% conversion rate from half-century to ton. Cheers!
Next Week....................Steve Brown
