Ladies & Gentleman
- May 5, 2017
- 2 min read

Inspired by a regular feature in All Out Cricket magazine, every Friday we give you the opportunity to look inside the mind of a Maldon CC member via our 20 Questions. This week it's a long time member and fabulous clubman…
Ladies & Gentleman....................Steve Brown
1 Describe yourself in one word.
Worried
2 What word or phrase do you most overuse?
Mate
3 What is your idea of happiness?
When the Dartford Tunnel is clear
4 What is your biggest pet hate?
Traffic Jams
5 Which living person do you most admire and why?
Anyone who battles a life changing illness and does it with grace
6 What would be your fancy dress costume of choice?
Something to cover my large body
7 If you were an animal, what would you be?
A pig to go with my nickname Truffles. (Thanks Smudge)
8 What is the most beautiful thing you have ever seen?
My boys being born.
9 Which 3 people would you invite to your dream dinner party?
Kenny Dalglish for his conversation, Susanna Reid to look at, Henry Blofeld for cricket stories and wine knowledge
10 Whose windows would you most like to smash?
The Epping Youth Football Managers
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11 Who would you like to play you in a film of your life?
Obviously Philip Schofield….or Steve Martin
12 What song would you have playing when walking out to bat?
Human – Rag n Bone man
13 If you could be one other cricketer for a day, who would you be?
Elmo – always made batting look easy
14 What is the first record you bought?
Prince Charming – Adam and the Ants
15 Who is your favourite comedian?
Peter Kay or Billy Connelly
16 What one piece of advice would you give to an U9 colt?
Listen to your coach and play with a smile
17 What is your favourite cricket tea item?
Judy’s white sponge with icing or Fruit Cake
18 Who is the biggest moaner you have ever played cricket with?
Beano – especially in the dark - Clueless
19 Where would you most like to watch a test match?
Cape Town
20 What is your greatest ever performance on a cricket pitch?
81 RUNS a few years ago but Steve Gozzett was so bored of me batting he ran me out…did us a favour actually!!
Next Week....................Under 15’s Captain – Archie Wright


















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