Ladies & Gentlemen
Inspired by a regular feature in All Out Cricket magazine, every Friday (and sometimes Saturday!) we give you the opportunity to look inside the mind of a Maldon CC member via our 20 Questions. This week it's the turn of our run machine and first team captain.....
Ladies & Gentleman....................Chris Harris
1 Describe yourself in one word.
Roost
2 What word or phrase do you most overuse?
"Settle down"
3 What is your idea of happiness?
Captain Morgan closely followed by Karla's cooking
4 What is your biggest pet hate?
People in a rush - settle down.
5 Which living person do you most admire and why?
Roger Federer - ultimate professional. GOAT.
6 What would be your fancy dress costume of choice?
Anything that might knick me a free drink.
7 If you were an animal, what would you be?
Dog, easiest life ever!
8 What is the most beautiful thing you have ever seen?
Jimmy Ainscough and Mark Foster with a limbo rope.
9 Which 3 people would you invite to your dream dinner party?
Jack Whitehall, Freddie Flintoff and Jamie Redknapp, the League of Their Own team! They look like they have a right laugh!
10 Whose windows would you most like to smash?
Russell Howard
11 Who would you like to play you in a film of your life?
Tom Hardy
12 What song would you have playing when walking out to bat?
Jason Derulo - Trumpets. Would use my bat as a Trumpet on the way out too and look at Elmo as he moaned about the song!
13 If you could be one other cricketer for a day, who would you be?
Stokes for a day, Gayle for a night!
14 What is the first record you bought?
One Love - Blue
15 Who is your favourite comedian?
Micky Flanagan
16 What one piece of advice would you give to an U9 colt?
Natural beats technical. Play your way not the text book way!
17 What is your favourite cricket tea item?
Pasta bake
18 Who is the biggest moaner you have ever played cricket with?
Lee Monk
19 Where would you most like to watch a test match?
In a box at Lords surrounded by Dons!
20 What is your greatest ever performance on a cricket pitch?
Away from my bowling, probably the 160 odd not out, chasing down a lot against a rubbish bunch of blokes at Braintree!
Next week it's the turn of fourth team capitan - Paul Gregory
